Sarah Palin is not a Maverick. John McCain is not counterculture. Vermin Supreme is your Man! Evangelicals for Vernon Supreme!
“Vermin runs for president of the United States because it’s the highest office on the ballot, but his real campaign (or “cam-pain,” as he spells it) is for Emperor of the New Millennium. It’s an important job, considering he won’t be up for re-election until the year 2999 if he wins. And if he does, we’ll gladly yield to his mighty authoritarian leadership, as long as it’s as much fun as he promises.”